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Post by purmayhem on May 23, 2006 22:00:08 GMT -5
Man, when the hell are you gonna get back in the UFC tell, Dana's goofy bootay to sign you to a big deal, darn you need to get back in there, I know you could make some mayhem in the Middle weight division
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Post by dunston on Jun 10, 2006 11:32:15 GMT -5
Man, when the hell are you gonna get back in the UFC tell, Dana's goofy bootay to sign you to a big deal, darn you need to get back in there, I know you could make some mayhem in the Middle weight division I went through all the singup B.S. just to get my two cents in on this, too. When I saw you brawl Frog St. Pierre, we were laughing out loud at the antics you were pulling right out of the gates. I said, "This bozo's gonna get turned into a tuna melt in less than 2 minutes. That was the best part about watching that match (for those who've never seen you fight) - the ultimate wolf in sheeps clothing! After two minutes, I was on my feet saying, "WHO THE CHRIST IS THIS GUY?!" I've seen hundreds of fights, and I keep going back to watch that one over and over. Hearing Froggy say he thought he was fighting an alien took the cake. Rogan couldn't shut up about what a bad-bootay you were on the ground, and there was no stoppin' you, man (Rogan's clearly a huge fan of yours). So, what the hell is it really gonna take for White to put you back in the UFC ring? That circuit has gotten so watered down with fighters who have the personality of a jelly donut that they desperately need a psycho, wiry freak like your crazy bootay who takes sledgehammer shots to the face and only grins like a Cheshire cat afterwards - and even laughs as he's getting stomped. It doesn't get better. BEAUTIFUL STUFF, MAN! GET BACK IN THE UFC - guys with HALF your heart and skill have been let back in for multiple fights. You need to fight to get in for another... I guarantee you'll become a crowd favorite, if for no other reason than how innacruately they'll judge you at first, then their jaws will hit the floor as they see you laughing on the ground as you're wrapping your heel around your head and peeling some slob out of your guard and bustin' his China. Don't lose that clownish energy - now there's no fighter we want to see more than you as a result!
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